Plays to Pika

I finally found the plays I mentioned in the story (i.e. the ones that I got pika to say she loves me, although to this day she says I forced her, but that's not true).

A day in a life


And here is the play I wrote before that other one:


Shenanigans ensue

I know they are long and aren't literary works of art, but hey, this was two years ago, and I had a great time writing them, presenting them, and sharing them with pika. I still read them to try to get through hard times even today. They give me hope, and in this world, that is all one can wish for.

Gifts to Pika

Here is a collection of some of the stuff I've sent Pika from the main story over the years. I neglected to mention a couple times when I sent her stuff, so I'll briefly explain the ones I didn't talk about.

First up is the gift basket I sent to states. I've already talked about this one so I won't go too much into detail.

I sent her an edible arrangement after I realized the summer vacation trip was a no go. Later she said she wanted some as a joke, but was still very happy to receive them. Also, her mom thought pika's dad had gotten the arrangement for her, until pika stole it. Her mom tells that story a lot apperently and is pretty fond of me, or so I've heard.

Lastley, at Philmont I saw a really cute bobcat stuffed animal that I knew she would love, so I sent her that. It was delayed because of Ghastley's death but I eventually got it to her. 

Jelly or Jam?

>be me
>be about a week ago
>drama class
>playing an improv game called bench game
How bench game works is like this: one person sits on the bench, another tries to get them off in any way possible
>a girl is on the bench
>decide to get her off the bench by saying the most offensive joke I can think of
>walk up to the bench
>sit down
>creepily say
Want to hear a joke? What's the difference between jelly and jam?
>silence
I can't jelly my dick in your ass
>she runs off bench
>class erupts
>half of them are in hysterics from laughing, the other are awkwardly silent
>teacher (who hasn't been paying attention) immediately shuts down the game
Fast forward a day
>walk into drama class
>immediately teacher asks me to apologize
>apparently word got out around school that "shit went down third period"
>we end up having a super awkward conversation about rape
>feel terrible
>teacher and rest of class eventually forgive me
>don't ever want to do improv again out of fear of looking like an autistic sperglord

Raichu draws a Raichu

The girl I nicknamed Raichu in my story (the one I made out with) drew this Raichu thebother day. I thought that was funny so I snapped a pic.

Falling in love with a Pokemon, the post that compelled me to make this blog

So here it is., the blog I decided to make. I'm very surprised at the amount of support I've gotten from this greentext, it really means a ton to me. Nothing happened on the cruise described in this story, but I've got a cruise story up my sleeve I'll post here in a bit. Until then, enjoy!Read the story here!