Jelly or Jam?

>be me
>be about a week ago
>drama class
>playing an improv game called bench game
How bench game works is like this: one person sits on the bench, another tries to get them off in any way possible
>a girl is on the bench
>decide to get her off the bench by saying the most offensive joke I can think of
>walk up to the bench
>sit down
>creepily say
Want to hear a joke? What's the difference between jelly and jam?
>silence
I can't jelly my dick in your ass
>she runs off bench
>class erupts
>half of them are in hysterics from laughing, the other are awkwardly silent
>teacher (who hasn't been paying attention) immediately shuts down the game
Fast forward a day
>walk into drama class
>immediately teacher asks me to apologize
>apparently word got out around school that "shit went down third period"
>we end up having a super awkward conversation about rape
>feel terrible
>teacher and rest of class eventually forgive me
>don't ever want to do improv again out of fear of looking like an autistic sperglord