Fanfiction

So, the other day a couple of friends of mine were shooting the shit in color guard class, and we got to joking about me writing erotic fan fiction about them. This of course devolved into me actually going through with it on their request, so I decided to change their names (to pokemon of course) and post it up here. (And yes, that is the same Raichu from the greentext)

Obviously, very NSFW

I would like to start with a prayer for our souls so we do not burn in the fires of hell  

Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen 

And now, I tell a tale of gratuitous sex and smut. May God have mercy on us.... 

It was a thick, sticky, sweltering summer day at Meowth's house. She fanned herself to try to keep cool. The air conditioner had been broken for weeks and no one could seem to be able to fix it. "Ug, it's so damn hot in here," Eevee said, taking off her shirt to try to remain cool. "I know, I told my mom to find someone to fix it but she said she already did," Meowth responded, already out of her clothes. It was normal for the two friends to be in their undergarments around each other, yet there was an odd tension in the air neither of them could quite put their fingers on. Eevee plopped down next to her scantily clad friend as Meowth browsed snapchat. She peered over Meowth's shoulder to see whom the girl was stalking at that moment. Pictures rolled past like slideshows; people out with friends, fluffy kittens, stupid inane memes all flashed before their eyes. But one image seemed to be burned in both their memories. "Hang on," Eevee pleaded, "Go back to Raichu's story." Meowth frantically scrolled back, knowing full well why her friend was so enamored by this particular story. She finally opened it, and on it was only one picture: a scantily clad girl dressed in a cat costume. The duo both gazed in lust at the photo as the timer ticked down, before finally disappearing. "Go back again," Eevee demanded. This time, the two decided to screenshot the photo, even though they knew their  friend would soon find out about their scandalous deed. "She looks cute," Meowth purred. "More than cute," Eevee sighed. An awkward silence had befallen the friends as they stared starry eyed at their slutty little cat girl (Oh dear God I just vomited, but the show must go on!).  After a solid minute or so admiring the Asian's shapely body, Meowth suddenly noticed Eevee's breasts dangling behind her head. She was jealous of the redhead's natural size, yet she wished to do more with them than just use them as a pillow. She felt her head sink into the flesh, as Eevee's bra became more and more uncomfortable to wear. "Hey Meowth," Eevee said quietly. "What?" Meowth cooed. "You know how we always joke about being lesbians?" 

"Yeah" 

"I don't know, right now I just feel-" 

Eevee needed not say anything more. Meowth gazed into her deep blue eyes and unhooked her bra. Eevee's bosom spilled out, no longer caged by the undergarment. Meowth lustfully and playfully tweaked her nipple, which elicited a squeak from Eevee. Eevee could feel the heat in the room rising, but this heat didn't come from some faulty air conditioner. It was a burning, a gnawing in her loins, a need for satisfaction. Ferociously she tackled her friend, ripping off all her clothes. Meowth tried to scream, but all that came out was a sexual moan. Eevee slammed her lips into Meowth's face, and began to stick her tongue down her throat. Meowth felt choked, dominated, yet somehow she felt this was right. As Eevee's tongue trickled down Meowth's throat, Meowth's hand began to probe... other regions of her body. She felt her slit moisten as she let hand slip southward (I'm cringing so hard.... I'm so sorry). Meowth felt a welling, a building up in her very soul, begging for release. Eevee was feeling a similar yearning as she smothered her partner with her tongue. The two moaned in unison as they approached the tipping point. They could feel the heat  that eliminated from each other's bodies. They both cried out in a sudden burst of passion as they came with a noise so powerful it shook the room. The duo lay in a stupor for the next few moments, confused about the nature of this encounter, and suddenly remembering they were both in committed relationships.  

"Never talk abou-" 

"Agreed" 

And they both fell asleep in a blissful haze. 

THERE YOU HAPPY I DID IT!! I WANT TO DIE  

There, I got that off my chest. I'm now going to take a shower, curl up into a ball, and cry.  

P.s. EEvee's boyfriend or Meowth's boyfriend, if you're reading this, trust me, it was more awkward to write it. I apologize and will be waiting behind the school dumpster to receive my beating I deserve.